Ok here goes:
Jonny was kid in kindergarten who still could not remember his abcs. The teacher was getting really frustrated with him. One day the teacher tells him " jonny you really need to learn your abcs. Ask your family to help you. I'm expecting you to know it by tomorrw." Well jonny goes home and finds his sister in her room, talking on the phone. He goes in and ask " hey sister can you help me learn my abcs?" His sister, in the middle of a heated discussion, replys " SHUT UP!" Jonny then getss out and goes to the living room. He finds his brother watching his favorite show. Jonny ask his brother " hey bro can u help me learn my abcs?" His brother totally unaware of jonnys question says" dananananananana BATMAN!" Jonny then goes and finds his mom, who was in the kitchen preparing dinner. For a third time jonny asks " can you help me learn my abcs?" His mom was to busy singing one of her favorite songs while chopping the onions that she failed to her him. "For forty days! And forty nights!" Was all jonny got from his mother. Soo he goes downstairs where he finds his dad watching football. Once again he asked "can you help me learn my abcs?" His father was so into the game he also failed to notice poor jonny. The only reasponse he got from his father was " YEA COME ON forty five hit em hard!". Well jonny goes to school the next morning and his teacher says " hello jonny did you learn your abcs?" Jonny says "SHUTUP!" The teacher was in shock. " Really jonny who do you think you are?" The teacher says. "Dananananananana BATMAN!" Is what she gets as a response. Hearing this the teacher decides to punish poor jonny. "That's it mister its a detention for you. You are going to be punished for a long time." The little boy wanting to show his teacher he still wasn't done said "for forty days! And forty nights!" At this the teacher got really angry and very offended. "Jonny you have been a very bad boy. You deserve to be spanked. ". At this the little boy replied "YEA COME ON forty five hit em hard!"HEEYY! do u guys find this joke funny?!?
this was originally chinese right? no it's not funny i'm sorry it's an honest opinion. better luck next time thoHEEYY! do u guys find this joke funny?!?
Its not the type of joke that makes me laugh but its a reeeealllly good one to me though.its more of a.....how do i say this..."riddle,or a like 2nd grade story book.you should continue though,its pretty good.HEEYY! do u guys find this joke funny?!?
its slightly humorous but not even close to making me laugh
haha i guess
ive heard that one before a ton
i think its kinda cleverr
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