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1.) When stocking things, stock them facing backwards and see how long you can go before someone complains.



*2.) Play conga music over the loudspeaker and try to form a conga line with customers and coworkers.



3.) Jump out from behind shelves, displays, etc. and yell, "Peek-a-boo!" at people.



*4.) Get on the loudspeaker at random intervals and say whatever comes to mind first ("Booga-wooga!").



*5.) If someone asks where something is, say, "Oh, is THAT what you call it now?" ::wink wink::.



6.) Put an empty box on your head and yell, "I am BOXPERSON!" and run around making your own hero-music.



7.) Throw things from one aisle over the shelves and then run when you hit someone, cackling.



8.) Ride the conveyer belts on checkout lines and insist that you are this week's special.



*9.) Send new sackers on quests for things that don't exist ("We need Snippi-Snappis, quick! Run, run!").



*10.) After scanning everything, ask the customer if they want fries with that.



*11.) Get on one of the big pallet movers and race it through the produce section while singing the Batman theme.



12.) Balance yourself in a big rolling mop bucket and push yourself along with the mop, singing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat.'



*13.) If there's more than one, hold races with coworkers.



*14.) Tell the sackers to sack everything separately, first in paper, then plastic, then paper.



*15.) If you're sacking, choose one thing; double sack, triple sack, quadruple sack and so on. Keep going until someone notices.



16.) Attempt to juggle lightbulbs.



17.) Throw sugar at everyone and say officiously, "You may now proceed to Decontam. Move along."



18.) When someone isn't paying attention to their cart, grab a few items and set them on the floor in front of the cart.



*19.) If your job requires you to wear one of two ties, wear both at the same time.



20.) Do face painting with things like tomato paste, mustard, chocolate syrup, etc.



21.) When you watch someone scan something, get all wide-eyed and mutter things about "The Force".



*22.) When someone asks where something is, snap and start screaming at them. When asked what your problem is, respond with "PMS". Bonus points if you're a guy.



23.) Watch for someone coming for soda, then shake up as many as possible and run.



24.) Stand by the dairy section and go, "Mooooo" when someone picks up some milk.



25.) Write messages of doom on the sides of random soup cans.



26.) Scream in anguish whenever anyone picks up any meat.



27.) Sit down in the cereal aisle and start opening and dumping out cereal. When someone asks what you're doing, say, "I'm looking for the prizes!".



*28.) While stocking shelves, if someone walks by, say to yourself just audibly, "About time we got rid of these. Been here since the store opened.".



29.) Walk up to a perfect stranger, smile brightly, hand them a jar of something and flee.



30.) In the deli section, grab a bunch of wrapped straws, tear off the tops and shoot the wrappers at people.



31.) Bowling with produce!



32.) Organize a game of 'Truth or Dare' in the toothpaste aisle.



33.) Food fight!



34.) Throw tomatoes at people and yell, "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!".



35.) Bring items from other stores and put them on the shelves.



36.) Locate an old lady, stare in horror, scream, "You're one of THEM!" and fall over things as you run away.



37.) Skip around merrily and hug people.



38.) Hand out pads and tampons to little kids. Say they're a "special treat."



39.) Find some cucumbers, take them to the bakery and start playing a drum solo on any available surface. See how far into the song you can get before someone asks what the hell you’re doing.



40.) Ask everyone you see whether they’ve heard the one about the waffle iron and the Chihuahua.



41.) Record the theme from ‘Jaws’, set it to play and hide it behind the Campbell's soup display.



42.) Stand just behind one of the sackers and do a Hitler impression, screaming random things in German at passing customers.



*43.) Hide a video camera in the employee restroom and put the unmarked tape, with a 25 cent price tag, by the checkout.



44.) Locate a free sample tray and sprinkle a small amount of chili powder over its contents. Hide to watch the results.



45.) Cross your eyes, drool and wander around, bumping into people, until you reach the produce aisle. Immediately walk back out and ask whoever you last encountered where to find the beer.



46.) Run full-tilt into the candy aisle, grab a 5-pack of Tic-Tacs, and wave them aloft as you proclaim, "At last! The final ingredient! Now I will rule the world!".



47.) Sit down in the center of a random aisle, clutching a box of microwave popcorn and sobbing, "I'll never let go, Jack . . . I'll never let go . . .".



48.) Find a friend and set up a war between Wrigley's and BubbleYum.



49.) Station yourself in front of the plastic cutlery and prevent people from taking any Is this funny?????????????????????????…
Do you know my brother, this is the kinda stuff he did when we were kids. Thanks for the memories. Still LMAO!
hahahaha im probably going to apply at a grocery store just so i can do sh*t like that hahahahaIs this funny?????????????????????????…
hahahaahah! this is really funny!
its hilarious...... if your 3Is this funny?????????????????????????…
thats the longest "joke" iv ever seen. no i did not read it.


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eeehh i have heard funnier
~X~ dont give up ur day job ~X~

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THIS IS FUNNIER...



Bob was in a lot of trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really pissed, and started to give him the business.



She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"



The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.



Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought

the box back in the house.



She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.



Bob has been missing since Friday.