Someone tell me what this dream means? - I changed all the names?

Come back with girls, I'm with a cute brunette slamming body with johnny and garret. Girl with no head, water came out of her neck like a showr, johnny caused it somehow. Dustin hoffman from meet the fockers is posing as richard's dad and I call him a dr. I ask him to put the girls head back on but he laughs. Him and garret go inside a room and play some sort of game in silhouettes. I warp out to a city street.



Climbed the wall like spiderman, and matrix, in a weird mall complex/college where its unimaginably big, person gave me a super small shirt, I got angry and asked for another, then they gave me a giant shirt with obamas face on it, every time I tried to take it off a new different color would be on me, I kept taking it off all over the store. A guy thought I was stealing it and tries to fight me and I kick his ***. I warp to a car and see bobby for some reason with the girl who lost her head and indian girls. Kind of like a car chase. I then warp again back to church st look alike in orlando with taylor, ppl are doing coke all around me and I don't want any. Some kid keeps grabbing my sides like its a signal if I have coke. I warp back and I'm in some sort of maze like high school. I need to pee so I find a bathroom in the basement with tommy. The bathroom is broken and the septic tank spilled all over the floor. I warp out into a field next to a building with porches and johnny and richard are there. I warp up to the porch and richard says" you said anger can only lead to violence, but most often times- the response to this is irrational" johnny doesn't speak. I yell at him and richard for ruining it (i guess sex??) with the girl with no head. I turn around for a second then warp off the porch and back onto the field, richard and johnny transform into frankenstein and a hunchback. I realized I was dreaming and tackled them then squashed them out of existence.

I warp back to a dark room where kakashi from naruto and george costanza are doing some weird curse/jutsu. Kakshi transforms into a green studded skinned and muscle lined monster. His face is the same. He opens his mouth like a snake and bites down on georges head who says take my strength. A red glow happens and u can see the energy flow out of george and into kakashi. Kakashis hair grows long and white. George looks old and decrepit after, almost dies. Kakashi turns around and his teeth are covering his whole face like giant shark teeth. He is bigger now and is holding his own head in agony. He gets it together and swallows the power down into a more manageable form like in dragonball z.



I then become him. I hop skip and leap to the kid whose *** I kicked before. I jump through the weird mall and find a weird basement, up an elevator with doors on both sides and jump out. There's a wooden covering and I smash through it with my new strength. Girls and a kid are there. Hillary is there and smiles at me. I say I'm gonna kick some tail. The kids friend has a go at me first and I just take his arm and spin him down back onto the couch. I crawl over him and pucnh the kid in the head, I can't seem to punch hard anymore but the kid isn't really resisting. I choke them both at the same time too. Hillary goes u can't stop him referring to me. I leave disgusted and meet jim in the elevator who is smoking a cigarette.

Then I warp to the nightmare.



I'm outside a giant white house next to a smaller brick house with columns and gargoyles. I can hear a chanting in the background, I think its 2face from batman but its a new entity altogether. Apparently this guy is trying to obtain scrolls from gargoyles and ancient statues across the planet so he can gain some sort of evil power or break something evil out of some sort of ancient seal. I'm standing at the brick house and the gargoyles head who looks kind of like scrooge mixed with smiegel from lord of the rings elongates at me and tries to bite me. I barely dodge just by falling by accident. It spits out a scroll, and I throw it in its face and it smashes to pieces. The scroll telekinetically moves to the dark figure with glowing eyes. He says thank you but most scrolls are garbage any way, he laughs menaically. Out of the white house, I see two glowing yellow eyes that appear frightening yet safe and strong. A white wolf comes into the light. Its wearing some sort of pack to hold scrolls. As soon as it comes out the dark figure disappears and the wolf seems distraught that he couldn't do more. It turns around and stares at me hard but I'm not afraid. It runs away............

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This is a crazy messed up dream (no offense) but woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow it means nothing lolSomeone tell me what this dream means? - I changed all the names?
No offense... but did you go to sleep high? usually when someone sleeps while drugged up or drunk... they have some off the wall dreams..